A Sad State of Affairs

That's what this blog is right now.

Here are things that I want to happen on this blog over the next month/week/unforeseeable future.

1. Actual posts; things that happen to me that are funny, embarrassing, interesting or that provoke insightful thoughts and make me feel like I should share things with the internet.

2. A photo-blog. One thing I've learned from this love affair with tumblr is that pictures (and captions because I'm a writer, therefore I like to see the babbly-gook in my head on the screen being transmitted to you unwitting picture-seers and word-haters), are a great way to make people read without actually reading. And its also a great way to make a point. And see pretty things that I like.

3. Videos and music. Because I like both of these things, and because I said so, that's why.

4. Short posts. Because no one likes to read my mini-epics.

On that note, I'm going to give you a mini-story about my life right now. Here goes:

so this is what a double hitter is.

It was a decent pitch, straight but a little weak; it wasn’t going fast enough. smack the ball just past shortstop and second, into the infield but between the players. The ball is just close enough to one player that he can run and pick it up and throw it in about an 8 second sequence. You sprint from home to first, pulse there for half a second, then make a mad sprint for second and just barely slide through to safe.

That’s what it feels like when your doctor says your common cold from last week has turned into a bad sinus infection and a little bit of bronchitis in your left lung.

My diseases have decided to go around the diamond in my body, and are all “haha, fuck you we’re winning.”

I think the Mucinex on home, the Amoxicillin on third and the copious amounts of Tylenol in the field beg to differ.

So there. Strike out already, I need to go to class.

Also, fuck the superbowl, lets get to baseball season already.

This text is green because it symbolizes most of what I am made of right now. Which is phlegm. 

You really wanted to know that, Internet, I know you did.

Thank you.

Also, I've been off of caffeine because of said diseases, and have headaches because of it. :( I want my morning (and afternoon...and evening) mojo back!

This text is brown....

Because I miss coffee and coffee is brown.

Oh come on. I'm not that gross.