Despite the fact that ballet dancers are very susceptible to falling into eating disorders, having bone problems, muscle problems and all sorts of nasty-foot-related-disease-mutant-things...

...they can do really cool shit and take really pretty pictures all the time.

Also. I would KILL to be able to do the splits. Or touch the ground without bending my knees. Or...like do that kicky thing where they hold their foot in their air, thigh next to the ear and everything.

On the other hand, sleezy guys might only rely on the flexibility pick up lines; I'm not athletic or any of that, so the pick up lines they give me are usually more creative than lewd or suggestive.

so. bendy-body, creative pick up lines.

which do you want?

Also, yes I saw the Black Swan, yes it freaked the fuck out of me.

No I am not a ballerina (HA), but yes it would be fucking epic to be one. Just not a self-destructive one like Natalie Portman's character, and not a fucking psychopathic one like Mila Kunis'.